Nurl Donlimomin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast yak.

Nurl Donlimomin created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurl Donlimomin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurl Donlimomin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nurl Donlimomin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nurl Donlimomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Worship no other gods but Nurl Donlimomin.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. You must love Nurl Donlimomin.

5. Nurl Donlimomin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.