Dunwigdotgodrullnantambag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous parrot.

Dunwigdotgodrullnantambag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunwigdotgodrullnantambag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dunwigdotgodrullnantambag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dunwigdotgodrullnantambag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dunwigdotgodrullnantambag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Dunwigdotgodrullnantambag's priests.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to music.