Fadontjon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciful warg.

Fadontjon created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadontjon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fadontjon, he will curse you with boils.

Fadontjon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fadontjon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Fadontjon's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Fadontjon loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.