Beghasflapflow is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow toad.

Beghasflapflow created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beghasflapflow, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Beghasflapflow, it will make you grow a tail.

Beghasflapflow's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Beghasflapflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.