Yakhombon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, happy butterfly.

Yakhombon created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakhombon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yakhombon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yakhombon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yakhombon's Holy Commandments

1. Yakhombon loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if three horses approach from the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from pink pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.