Kemgedjop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humane bee.

Kemgedjop created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kemgedjop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kemgedjop, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kemgedjop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kemgedjop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.