Daglansan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient hamster.

Daglansan created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daglansan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Daglansan, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Daglansan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Daglansan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Daglansan first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.