Loopfuthom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humorless wren.

Loopfuthom created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopfuthom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Loopfuthom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Loopfuthom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Loopfuthom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve cats, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never wear red tights.