Dantancap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful dugong.

Dantancap created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dantancap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dantancap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dantancap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dantancap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Retreat if seven doves approach from the west.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Always take life seriously.