Dantancap is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful
dugong.
Dantancap created the Sun five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dantancap, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dantancap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Dantancap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Dantancap's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
2. Retreat if seven doves approach from the west.
3. Never wear ear rings.
4. You must never eat aubergines.
5. Always take life seriously.