Bodbetcum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful alligator.

Bodbetcum created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Bodbetcum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bodbetcum, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bodbetcum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bodbetcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Bodbetcum first in all things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always obey Bodbetcum's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.