Narwathen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain finch.

Narwathen created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Narwathen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narwathen, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Narwathen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Narwathen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Narwathen loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Always pray immersed in water.