Tamjathug is a god.

He takes the form of a small, effective jaguar.

Tamjathug created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamjathug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tamjathug, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tamjathug's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tamjathug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Run away from white cats, for they are unholy.