Himmabtik is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish weasel.

Himmabtik created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Himmabtik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himmabtik, she will remove you from existence.

Himmabtik's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Himmabtik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven eagles approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. You must love Himmabtik.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.