Dambesstag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, calm dragonfly.

Dambesstag created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambesstag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dambesstag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dambesstag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dambesstag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dambesstag.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.