Tabranbog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy alligator.

Tabranbog created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tabranbog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tabranbog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tabranbog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tabranbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.