Hivdavbod Taptarpaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage pigeon.

Hivdavbod Taptarpaf created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivdavbod Taptarpaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hivdavbod Taptarpaf, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hivdavbod Taptarpaf's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hivdavbod Taptarpaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Retreat if five manatees approach from the north.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.