Rotnegpark is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty unicorn.

Rotnegpark created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotnegpark, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotnegpark, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rotnegpark's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rotnegpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the east.

3. Hide if six dolphins approach from the south.

4. Rotnegpark loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Never jump in the presence of turtles.