Kemloopflab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless octopus.

Kemloopflab created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemloopflab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kemloopflab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kemloopflab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kemloopflab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemloopflab.

5. Kemloopflab loves sharks, so they must be honoured.