Ladbethan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent coyote.

Ladbethan created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladbethan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladbethan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ladbethan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ladbethan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.