Xucrawbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent gerbil.

Xucrawbug created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucrawbug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xucrawbug, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xucrawbug's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Xucrawbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.