Suglathud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate tortoise.

Suglathud created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Suglathud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Suglathud, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Suglathud's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Suglathud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Retreat if nine moths approach from the east.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your face turquoise.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.