Zagfligbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous cobra.

Zagfligbog created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagfligbog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zagfligbog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zagfligbog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zagfligbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Zagfligbog on top of important buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.