Fagzigjan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, confident bee.

Fagzigjan created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagzigjan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagzigjan, he will laugh at you.

Fagzigjan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fagzigjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your head indigo.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. You must love Fagzigjan.