Cusswodquim is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy
squid.
Cusswodquim created Africa three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cusswodquim, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cusswodquim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Cusswodquim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Cusswodquim's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cusswodquim.
2. Put Cusswodquim first in all things.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never wear trousers.