Hasbotmat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, stupid fly.

Hasbotmat created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hasbotmat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hasbotmat, it will be very unhappy.

Hasbotmat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hasbotmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Hide from blue turtles for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never bounce in holy places.