Satyimlap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent newt.

Satyimlap created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satyimlap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Satyimlap, it will curse you with boils.

Satyimlap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Satyimlap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the south.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.