Sogbifgub Sasragkom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever guinea pig.

Sogbifgub Sasragkom created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogbifgub Sasragkom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sogbifgub Sasragkom, it will be very sad.

Sogbifgub Sasragkom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sogbifgub Sasragkom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sogbifgub Sasragkom.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.