Sogbifgub Sasragkom is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, clever
guinea pig.
Sogbifgub Sasragkom created humankind two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sogbifgub Sasragkom, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Sogbifgub Sasragkom, it will be very sad.
Sogbifgub Sasragkom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Sogbifgub Sasragkom's Holy Commandments1. You must love Sogbifgub Sasragkom.
2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the east.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.