Nurldotgid is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, egotistical
clam.
Nurldotgid created vertebrates five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nurldotgid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Nurldotgid, he will not invite you to parties.
Nurldotgid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Nurldotgid's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lentils to voles while wearing orange boots.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.