Renhugrutgadkinvidsterdon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented pig.

Renhugrutgadkinvidsterdon created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renhugrutgadkinvidsterdon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Renhugrutgadkinvidsterdon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Renhugrutgadkinvidsterdon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Renhugrutgadkinvidsterdon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.
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