Ditfighot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing octopus.

Ditfighot created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditfighot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ditfighot, it will turn you into a dog.

Ditfighot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ditfighot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if three cats approach from the north.

4. Hide from yellow ducks for they are unholy.

5. Never skip near turtles.