Ditfighot is a god.
It takes the form of a small, all-knowing
octopus.
Ditfighot created humanity four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ditfighot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Ditfighot, it will turn you into a dog.
Ditfighot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Ditfighot's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Retreat if three cats approach from the north.
4. Hide from yellow ducks for they are unholy.
5. Never skip near turtles.