Flowtailduss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate raccoon.

Flowtailduss created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowtailduss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowtailduss, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flowtailduss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flowtailduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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