Sandmadflap Kamzedkad is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced
octopus.
Sandmadflap Kamzedkad created silver six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sandmadflap Kamzedkad, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sandmadflap Kamzedkad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Sandmadflap Kamzedkad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Sandmadflap Kamzedkad's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandmadflap Kamzedkad.
2. Retreat if three sharks approach from the south.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.
4. You must never eat lentils.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.