Kamspagvad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unselfish bear.

Kamspagvad created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamspagvad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kamspagvad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kamspagvad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kamspagvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.