Hancinfliglim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful manatee.

Hancinfliglim created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hancinfliglim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hancinfliglim, she will turn you into a hamster.

Hancinfliglim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hancinfliglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Never mention hamsters.