Zodmegbun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered aardvark.

Zodmegbun created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodmegbun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodmegbun, it will turn you into a goat.

Zodmegbun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zodmegbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not make images of living things.