Zagcimbam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent wolf.

Zagcimbam created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Zagcimbam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zagcimbam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zagcimbam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zagcimbam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zagcimbam first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.