Xincadbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous octopus.

Xincadbag created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Xincadbag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xincadbag, it will be very sad.

Xincadbag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xincadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.