Timdagyog is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, merciless
dugong.
Timdagyog created dark energy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Timdagyog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Timdagyog, she will torture you forever.
Timdagyog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Timdagyog's Holy Commandments1. Hide if five porpoises approach from the west.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
4. Do not wear tin on your body.
5. Never talk about gravity.