Febbarnflan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless monkey.

Febbarnflan created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febbarnflan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febbarnflan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Febbarnflan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Febbarnflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing gray corsets.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not covet oxen.