Ceprutcussbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome wolf.

Ceprutcussbonk created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceprutcussbonk, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ceprutcussbonk, he will destroy your home planet.

Ceprutcussbonk's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ceprutcussbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Do not take Ceprutcussbonk's name in vain.

3. Retreat if six rats approach from the north.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help shrews in need.