Camflagfut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent hippopotamus.

Camflagfut created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camflagfut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camflagfut, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Camflagfut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Camflagfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.