Flypinquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking duck.

Flypinquam created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flypinquam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flypinquam, it will be very unhappy.

Flypinquam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flypinquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.