Safgupvigomt Cudsatfed Dincepsak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful fish.

Safgupvigomt Cudsatfed Dincepsak created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Safgupvigomt Cudsatfed Dincepsak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Safgupvigomt Cudsatfed Dincepsak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Safgupvigomt Cudsatfed Dincepsak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Safgupvigomt Cudsatfed Dincepsak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Safgupvigomt Cudsatfed Dincepsak's name in vain.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from cyan dogs for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.