Tonjatdub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring owl.

Tonjatdub created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Tonjatdub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonjatdub, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tonjatdub's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tonjatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never paint your face red.

3. Always help ants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
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