Narthomomtvongigditflap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, idiotic goose.

Narthomomtvongigditflap created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Narthomomtvongigditflap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narthomomtvongigditflap, he will not care.

Narthomomtvongigditflap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Narthomomtvongigditflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never feed pineapples to moths while wearing pink jumpers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.