Jamzanyat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable hamster.

Jamzanyat created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamzanyat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamzanyat, she will strike you with lightening.

Jamzanyat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jamzanyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. You must pray to Jamzanyat three times a day.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Feed all hungry birds.