Leghenzag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable crocodile.

Leghenzag created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Leghenzag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Leghenzag, he will manifest in front of you.

Leghenzag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Leghenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat parsnips.