Himzedfag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane hyena.

Himzedfag created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Himzedfag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himzedfag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Himzedfag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Himzedfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not take Himzedfag's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help dolphins.