Bunflygub is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous centaur.

Bunflygub created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Bunflygub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bunflygub, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bunflygub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bunflygub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunflygub.