Linzoglit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, cheerful warg.

Linzoglit created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Linzoglit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Linzoglit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Linzoglit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Linzoglit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.